it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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