Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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