Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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