Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Dick very happy bro
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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