at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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