I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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