A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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