Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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