Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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