Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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