My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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