i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm just crazy horny about you
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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