apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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