Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
