Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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