I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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