this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
