He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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