Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
