i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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