I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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