New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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