thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Hippo gnu deer
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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