I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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