Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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