My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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