When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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