Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Randomize
