I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You almost got us killed.
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