The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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