its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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