so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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