I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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