Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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