The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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