I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
