it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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