It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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