no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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