Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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