first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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