It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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