I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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