all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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