It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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