Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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