So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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