She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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