Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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