He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
