You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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