So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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