The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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