I just made out with a guy for $7.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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