I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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