Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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