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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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