who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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